Fuck

gel pens. Stupid fucking fad.

how if any word is looked at long enough it looks really fucking weird and wrong.

people who borrow your shit while you’re away.

people who are addicted to self-destruction.

people with scars all over their face who expect people to act like they don’t look like a poorly made baseball.

indie movies about dysfunctional families on road trips.

the web of complexities surrounding racial politics.

my lack of vocabulary.

people who think beer pong is an actual competitive sport with rules and regulations.

bad pizza. 

Seriously how do you fuck that up?