September 2011
2 posts
Fuck
gel pens. Stupid fucking fad.
Fuck
how if any word is looked at long enough it looks really fucking weird and wrong.
July 2011
6 posts
Fuck
people who borrow your shit while you’re away.
Fuck
people who are addicted to self-destruction.
Fuck
people with scars all over their face who expect people to act like they don’t look like a poorly made baseball.
Fuck
indie movies about dysfunctional families on road trips.
Fuck
the web of complexities surrounding racial politics.
Fuck
my lack of vocabulary.
October 2010
8 posts
Fuck
people who think beer pong is an actual competitive sport with rules and regulations.
Fuck
bad pizza.
Seriously how do you fuck that up?
Fuck
people who gave you some dumb-fuck nickname in 8th grade and still call you by that nickname when they see you because its all they fucking have to say to you.
Fuck
James Taylor for being such a laid back, adult contemporary fuck.
Fuck
hyphens for… i dunno, just fuck hyphens.
Fuck
post-modernism
Fuck
weird little home-schooled kids who eat nothing but rice cakes for snacks and have long ass fingernails and are pale and have 30s era oil paintings of pigs dancing and playing the fiddle in their bedrooms.
Fuck
anime.
FUCK
people who think tomatoes are vegetables. They’re fruit. Get over yourselves.
FUCK
hipsters that think they’re too hip to go hippin’ with you.
FUCK
people who think that sunshine and lollipops and rainbows are all there is to life on this planet.
FUCK
your parents giving you an allowance then taking it away a year later, saying “you’re too old for an allowance.”
Sandra Bullock
Fuck her.
FUCK
Life, Love and the Pursuit of Happyness.
FUCK
People who you think look like Laura Dern in her Jurassic Park period, but actually don’t once you get to know them.
FUCK
Tumblarity again.
FUCK
the institution of marriage. Get rid of that and gays don’t gotta keep fighting for rights…. as much.
FUCK
deer for running away from me instead of eating out of my hand and singing me songs about happiness as so many Disney films led me to believe…
FUCK
people who call accepting your own humanity a sin.
FUCK
people who think liking art makes you an anarchistic, democrat electing, fumes sniffing douchebag.
FUCK
people who bail out on you at the last minute and offer no apologies.
FUCK
people who make loud, wet smacking noises when they eat.
FUCK
the times when you go over to a new friend’s house and they break the ice by making you watch a bunch of porn with them while eating stale fritos in their dirty, dirty bedroom.
FUCK
Family guy for being so popular yet so piss poor.
FUCK
pens that have ink but refuse to write. I wanna do the crossword but instead i’m saying fuck again on the internet.
FUCK
writing checks your body can’t cash.
FUCK
Uniforms. Everyone wears them, whether they wanna or notta.
FUCK
GLENN BECK
FUCK
Direct Taxation
FUCK
Androgynous people. Dress like your sex and then i won’t have to guess what equipment you’re carrying… in your pants.
FUCK
DOUCHES
FUCK
the failing shrimp boat industry. Forrest Gump inspired me and now my dream is dead.
FUCK
the US embargo on Cuban goods.
FUCK
who justify their gross maltreatment of others by saying, “just doin’ my job bro!”
FUCK
David Letterman for being a condescending human fart… not so much for the affairs though, that’s his business.
FUCK
people who say “i still got it!” when referring to their dwindling talent or sex appeal.
FUCK
the Secrets of the Mystics.
FUCK
Lowering your expectations and being pleasantly surprised by the outcome.
FUCK
people who think putting wolves on t-shirts is still a good idea.
FUCK
Drinking water when ya think it’s sprite and then getting pissed off that it tastes so flat and boring.
FUCK
Male Menopause
FUCK
Misogynists